“Miss Wormwood, I protest this “C” grade! That’s saying I only did an “average” job! I got 75% of the answers correct, and in today’s society, doing something 75% right is outstanding! If government and industry were 75% competent, we’d be ecstatic! I won’t stand for this artificial standard of performance! I demand an “A” for this kind of work!”
Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes): pg.85 of Homicidal Pyscho Jungle CatÂ
Also, why the fuck didn’t the Great Pumpkin come down on new years like Garfield said?
VEE AH NIHILISTS! VEE BELIEVE EN NOTHING!
Woah.
