What the Bible says about…
Figs
(God hates them.)
He smote … their fig trees.The other basket had very naughty figs, which could not be eaten, they were so bad.Thus sayeth the Lord of hosts, Behold, I will … make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so evil.I will destroy her vines and her fig trees.Andwhen he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet. And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. … And in the morning, as they passed by, they saw the fig tree dried up from the roots.(Or maybe he doesn’t)
And Isaiah said, Take a lump of figs. And they took and laid it on the boil, and he recovered.
Me too.
Except I think Santorum lacks his genius. =/
inb4 someone depicts Ron Paul as V.
Fuck.
No commentary needed, really.
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School Prayer Bill Has One More Stop in FL Senate
A school prayer bill introduced by state Sen. Gary Siplin, D-Orlando, has caught the attention of national groups such as the Anti-Defamation League and the Freedom From Religion Foundation. The groups are calling foul and warn that the bill is “patently unconstitutional.” Siplin, however, maintains that his bill is constitutional in a new interview with The Florida Independent.
Senate Bill 98 would “authorize district school boards to adopt resolutions that allow prayers of invocation or benediction at secondary school events.”
Early last month, an education committee added an amendment that would remove a line that read: “All prayers of invocation or benediction will be nonsectarian and nonproselytizing in nature.”
The Anti-Defamation League, a group dedicated to fighting anti-Semitism, says the amended bill is more problematic than the original version. The group said in a press release that the bill “divisive and unnecessary legislation … [that] will result in state sponsored religious endorsement or coercion.”
“[The bill] blatantly authorizes sectarian and proselytizing prayers – such as prayers to Allah, Adanoi, Buddha, or Jesus at all kinds of public secondary school events,” said David Barkey, the League’s religious freedom counsel, in a statement. “We are even more concerned that the bill will be used to impose majority religious beliefs on minority faiths in Florida’s public schools.”
In a press release today, the group says it has urged the Senate Committee on Rules, which will be the last stop for the bill, to oppose the legislation. League Religious Freedom Counsel David Barkey said in a statement:
We’re only going into the third week of the 2012 session, but this divisive and unconstitutional school prayer legislation is on a fast track to the Senate floor. Why is this religiously divisive legislation, which if enacted will undoubtedly cost school districts and the Florida taxpayer unnecessary litigation expenses, taking priority? But legislation addressing the epidemic of cyberbullying in our public schools, which effects children across religious, racial and ethnic lines, has yet to be heard by its first committee (Education Pre-K-12)? As set forth in ADL’s letters to all the Committees voting on the school prayer bill, public secondary school students have the right to privately pray alone or in groups during non-curricular time, form and participate in lunchtime Bible or religious clubs, or participate in after-school religious clubs. So given that students already have the right to pray in school, why does this legislation have priority over measures that would safeguard our children from the dangers of cyberbullying?
The League has warned that if the measure is passed, the state will inevitably be sued — which could cost the state a large amount of money in litigation.
I am so tired of this debate. Prayer is legal in schools. Forcing prayer on students is not. It’s pretty damn cut and dry here, folks.
Fuck you mitt. Our nation is NOT judeo-christian
Mitt Romney, check out the Treaty of Tripoli
Article 11:
Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen,—and as the said States never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.
WE ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN NATION!
No, Doctors Don't Hate 'Obamacare'
The article points out that all of these groups endorsed Obama’s Affordable Care Act (even back when it had the public option- which they preferred!).
- American Medical Association (Represents 240,000 Doctors)
- The American College of Physicians (Reps 126,000 Doctors)
- The American Academy of Family Physicians (Reps 94,000 Doctors)
- The American College of Surgeons (Reps 76,000 Doctors)
- The American Academy of Pediatrics (Reps 60,000 Doctors)
- The American Congress of Obstetricians/Gynecologists (Reps 52,000 Doctors)
- The American Society of Anesthesiologists (Reps 43,000 Doctors)
- The American Osteopathic Association (Reps 40,000 Doctors)
- The American Psychiatric Association (Reps 38,000 Doctors)
- The American College of Cardiology (Reps 37,000 Doctors)
These groups represent hundreds of thousands of physicians across a wide range of medical sub-specialties.
Woohoo! Ammo for my Obamacare argument. That’s a weapon long exhausted, I never really know what to say about it.
Anyone else think that ‘Obamacare’ is a really fucking shitty name for healthcare?
43% of people believe that God helped Tim Tebow
Another 14% said that they’re not sure if God helped him.
Wow…
Have all your christian friends watch this today.
Best atheist humor ever. (though it’s offensive and shit at some points)
real humor right here.





