A man goes into a diner, sits down at the counter, and orders a bowl of Chili. The waitress tells him the guy next to him just got the last bowl. The man looks over, and sees the bowl untouched. He asks the man, “Aren’t you going to eat that?”. The other man says no, so the first man takes the bowl and starts eating.
About halfway through the bowl, he looks down and sees half a dead rat. He immediately vomits up into the bowl. The other man looks over and says “Yeah, I made it about that far too.”
